sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

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radtracks:

bye bye bye // nsync

don’t wanna be your fool
in this game for two
so i’m leaving you behind
bye, bye, bye

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disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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punchself:

temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent

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britneyspears: When you’re having a shitty day… ❤️❤️❤️

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meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

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